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Scene from the movie, “Independence Day” 

Hooray for America!  Tomorrow is Independence Day, otherwise known as The Fourth of July.  It’s a big deal in this part of the world, mainly because we get the day off, drink beer, eat BBQ and shoot off fireworks in the hope that the cops won’t show up and have you arrested for setting fire to the neighbor’s roof.

July 4th has always been about fireworks of a sort, especially when the aliens come and visit.  You never know what they have up their sleeve, those sneaky gits.  Take, for example, the well-regarded film, “Independence Day.”  As pictured above, the aliens had plans about freeing Americans from the slinky tethers of the White House, because they knew to arrive there and blow it up.  Out of all the grand buildings dotted across the USA, the aliens carefully researched the most appealing targets and thoughtfully removed them from the map.  Intentionally, aliens freed ordinary Americans from the drudgery of law, order and the relative stability of a democratically-elected government…or made a statement about the Tea Party and the Koch brothers.

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“Independence Day” Alien

Aliens, on occasion, are sticky.  I could name a whole bunch of films that depict our off-world colleagues as drippy, goo-piles that slurp and ooze.  It’s never explained why, but I’m certain if a human should, on the brink of death at the alien’s hand, mentioned that their acceptability rate would skyrocket if they only dried off a bit, then the inevitable all-Earth obliteration would be so much more palatable.  So here’s our friend that I’ll name Indy, dripping.  It could be that the crack in his skull is releasing vital body fluids, or it secretes when harmed/threatened.  Either way, it’s gross.  Stop it, already, before your cred plummets even further!

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Bill Pullman as President Thomas J. Whitmore, in “Independence Day” 

Often, American presidents are played by grey-haired but dignified old(er) men.  Who wasn’t impressed with prime-of-his-life, hunky Bill Pullman as the ex-Air Force pilot tackling those nasty aliens?  Instead of sitting on his buttocks complaining about the state of things, he went out and did the job himself, just like Obama does when he gets sick of all that congressional shilly-shallying.  And yes, he didn’t quite get rid of the problem (that was left to Randy Quaid, possessor of a problematic off-camera life), but gee, doesn’t he look hot just for trying?

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Brent Spiner as Dr. Brackish Okun in “Independence Day”

What sci-fi film would be complete without data…or Data?  Playing against type, Brent moved away from his android role in ST: TNG to this guy.  Here’s something a few of you might not have known: around the same time (or at least the same decade), he appeared on Broadway in the play, “1776,” which is also about American independence.  I went.  Even took my parents.  And damn, he was good.  The man can sing!

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Swaggering heroes Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum

Because this is an American film using an American holiday as its title, America is entitled, so to speak, to claim the victory.  While three-quarters of the planet’s wiped out, Americans came in and saved the day!  Woo hoo!

So what are you going to do tomorrow?  My suggestion: watch completely predictable, over-the-top, stereotyped-rife Independence Day.  What better way to celebrate?

And you don’t even need to be an American to do so.

 

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